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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

This Is NOT a Fluke

I cannot believe my presumptuousness!!! Really?!!!! A whole month without a post?! And then, all these wonderful people thought me worthy to be tagged. Yet, I, in my faux loftyness decided to take my sweet time to respond.....tsk tsk! Something must be going on! Oh! Something IS going on ------> @honey_dame is the culprit.

Please bear with me and consider this a bribe ----->The sequel to the 11s

Questions from DHK and Ibhade
1. What hairstyle are you currently rocking? My hair in an updo (broke girl situation)

2. How long did you spend in primary school? 5years

3. What is your naughtiest moment? Naughtiest ke? Shall I tell you about the time I operated my own bookstore/bookloaning agency (which involved money) in Primary 6 outside of my mother's knowledge? OR maybe the time I hid a boy in an abandoned car in my house from Ma Petrillo and then had to play hide and seek for about 30 mins because she could smell something fishy. Are these instances even naughty sef? I am not sure but don't be fooled into thinking I was a model child!!! It is just unfortunate/fortunate, depending on how you want to see it, that I can't remember the legitimately naughty moments.

4. How do you express your anger? I typically start out by being very quiet. Then depending on the situation, I can either remain chillingly quiet or rattle off how I feel in rapid English and wild gesticulations

5. What would you spend your last penny on? food, I think. I am not really sure.

6. When was the last time you treated yourself to a niceeeeeee warm food? About a month ago.

7. Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? Ma Petrillo

8. What is your favourite take away dish? Favorites sha? I don't have favorites but "asun" isn't a bad take away dish.

9. How do you eat in public, spoon, knife, fork or hands, loud, quiet, slow, fast etc? Usually, I use any cutlery accessible and depending on the food and quietly too....loud bawo?! Hian! I think I am more of a fast eater than a slow eater. I drink slowly though.

10. Do you polish your shoes? Very very rarely!I haven't polished any shoes in the past 5-6 years. I even hate ironing sef (Oh consider this last tidbit as number 8 of this post)

11. What are your thoughts on after life? Are we gonna go back to pre-sin era? Like are we going to be nekkid and all? Will our memories be wiped? Is singing all we are going to do all day, all night?

            Toinlicious' Questions
   You see, Toin just had to outdo herself on this one with all them philosophical questions, hian! *serious sideeye and partial grumbling*
  1. What’s the one question you would ask God if you could? Why did He banish devil, instead of destroying him?
  2. What is your most embarrassing moment? I had this love for underpants with slacked elastic when I was younger (don't ask me why please). Ma Petrillo tried, she really tried. But on this day, I "outsmarted" her. We had branched at her friend's place after a midweek service in church. While sitting, her friend summoned me over to the other side of the room. I got up to response to the summon, and so did my peg-held-slacked-underpant. It responded to the gravity summon at my feet. I succesfully embarrased by 7-8-9 year old self as well as my mother.. Oh, I think my sister, Ngor, was there too....#shrug#
  3. If you could change one thing in the world right now, what would it be?
  4. If you could say one thing to the current pope, what would you say? How did you reach the decision to be celibate for religion sake?
  5. What’s the one thing you wish you could "un-invent" in d world and why?
  6. What’s the most terrifying moment of your life? Armed robbers came visiting one time, and yours truly was the only who was "fortunate" enough to have to go answer the door. I opened the door and the first thing I saw was the nozzle of what looked like a dane gun. I was so terrified and shocked that I found my way back to the living room backwards, in slow motion and with my mouth agape.....*shivers*
  7. If you were to be recognised by posterity for one thing, what would you like to be known for?  Ha!
  8. What colour best describes you? Black (Its compatibility)
  9. If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit? Frankly, I am not sure there is that one *punching fists in the air for emphasis* crime that I so want to commit.
  10. If you had to name one lesson of love that took you the longest you learn, what would it be & why? *scrunched up face* Truth is, I am still learning. I don't even think I have reached the optimal level of love I should be capable of because I still find myself rationalizing a lot. Ok, I know the last sentence may not make any sense at all, but that's the best way I can explain it.....
  11. If you could be guaranteed one thing besides money, what would you want? Long and safe life.Oh you said one thing....safe life.

Promise me you haven't given up on me? Ok, thank you and I love you-----tube