Redeeming My Image

As promised, here is the very last of the 11s after which we will be back to regular programming....(whatever that means)

Dammy Jewel asked:

1. Money or love ..which would you choose?

Ehn?! What other love am I looking for when I have Jesus? Ehn?! I am a very content girl so I'll just take money and leave the love for the less privileged.

2. If you had the chance would you change your career, if yes to what?
I laugh in scenes and chapters! As if I have a career yet. 

3.If you could go anywhere right now,where,why and with whom will it be?
Me I dont know how to have answers to all these kind of "how romantic!" questions o.

4.Favourite color?
Black

5. Craziest thing you ever done?
Again?!

6.If you could become a genius right now in what field would it be and why?
Mathematics. I guess part of it would be that it is not typically a female-dominated field.

7.What did you have for lunch?

Just so you can picture it, I am gleefully rubbing my stomach as I type this answer

Pounded yam.....not some Ola Ola steez o! Iyan gan-gan! and efo riro....*smacks lips*

8.If you could change one thing about yourself ,what would it be?
I can worry for the whole of Africa. I try to pre-empt on what can go wrong, hence, have a hard time living in the moment.....poor me!...:(

9.If you could make a change in the world right now,what decree would you pass?
Free movement of people around the world.

10.If you could trade places with any celebrity right now, who would it be?
Not interested jare. I am sure all those people have some parts of them that are less than savory.

11.What gift do you want for your next birthday?(you never know who might be reading...*lol*)
An all expense paid one week trip to Italy. Please remember my baiday is in the 1st week of October o! Thank you very much.

Efua asked:

1. What is your honest opinion about my blog?
I havent really been on your blog enough to have formed an opinion yet

2. If there was one thing you could change about the way I write, what would it be?

Refer to numero uno

3. Is there any experience you've had that you would so love to relive?
I am sure there are, I just can't remember them at the moment.

4. If there was one thing you could change about yourself, what would it be?

 Plix refer to number 8 above

5. Thus far, do you have any regrets in the life you've lived? Elaborate (sounds like an exam question).
None at all. Somehow, I have found out that there has been at least a lesson for me in everything that has happened to me in my not-so-long life

6. What's your favourite food?
I dont really do favorites especially when it comes to lemz matters.

7. Do you have the ability and capacity to prepare your favourite food?
 I do know how to cook most of the meals I typically enjoy eating.

8. Can you sing?
ROTFLMAO.......as well as some of those contestants on West African Idols who get 3 Nos within 6seconds of singing.

9. Do you like your boss?

Which boss?

10. In your honest opinion, do you think the world would be a much better place without bosses?
Nope! That will make the world way too flat

11. Do you think an 11th question is necessary?
At all!

 
In other news, people of God, the hustle in Nigeria is real o! Even my skin is hustling in its 50 shades of "darkerness". I am breaking out all over my opon (forehead) and can't stop eating. Ok, I lied and exaggerated a little bit BUT STILL. I am actually enjoying everything from time to time though. Please say a lil word of prayer for  Ma Petrillo. She is feeling under the weather and we are all a bit worried 'cos she is never ill.....ever.

The August Visitor

*Raising my hands in worship mode* "Here comes the prodigal daughter". It is like I keep topping myself in falling my own hand.

 I have absolutely nothing to say in my defense, just manage me, biko.

This is the penultimate of my 11 tags post. (You don't care,I know right). Just manage me, mbok.

  

From Adede

What is the one thing that frightens you the most?

 Inadequacies that may occur from failure.

What song would you describe as your ‘theme song’ ie a song that best describes you or how you feel about yourself or certain issues?      

I’ll have to think about the theme song part. But how I feel about myself? Pretty good I’ld say….LOL

Kim Kardashian,  the entire Jersey shore cast ( if they were formed into one body with a medusa head of all the cast members)  and Nene Leakes; if you had one bullet, who would you shoot?

 Myself, to get out of that misery and this sinful world and meet my savior!

What was the last most outrageous purchase you made?

Trust me, that is a rarity. I am not even sure it has happened to me yet.

Is it best to have loved and lost or is it best to not love at all giving the possibility of heart break? Give reasons. (P:S: No BS sappy and generic answers too)

 Love and lose love. After all, we live, yet we know we will die. Does that knowledge stop us from living? Likewise loving. Matter of fact, loving is even better at least you stand a higher chance of not losing the love than you do of not losing your life.

Tattoos or piercings. Which do you prefer and why?

Piercings. First, my threshold for unnecessary pain is very low (necessary pain is labor pain, injection pain etc etc, you get the picture, yeah?) so, I want a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am kindda deal. Just prick the nipple and be done with it as opposed to pricking the breast severally to draw a rose a la tattoo. Secondly, once I have come down from the high of the skunk I must have been on, getting rid of a piercing is easier and less expensive than getting rid of a tattoo.

Who do you love the most, your brother or your boyfriend? (If married, replace with husband) Give reasons.

My brother, because I just do noo ni. (Alakoba osi!!! Se you dont know that Le Frere is a constant visitor here while L'Amoreux isn't? *big sideeye*)

Is revenge ever justified? Give reasons.

Seriously?!!! Hell yeah, in some cases and to some extent. You sincerely expect me to paint a scenario?! Moderation is key though.

Is religion an important consideration in a relationship? Give reasons.

You don't think it is?

If you were president for a day, what is the first thing you would do?

Extend my tenure :D

What is your first memory of being aware of/attracted to someone of the opposite sex?

The most vivid is of when I was 8. *tight-lipped*

From DammyJewel

What’s the last book you read?

50 Shades of Grey Trilogy. Don’t even get me started on that book. I did Sidney Sheldon’s “Best Laid Plans” before then though….very awesome.

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

As of now, Kukere.  I think I would be able to Etighi the rest of my life. I mean if I will be confined to one song for the rest of my life, it’d better be upbeat.

What countries have you visited (other than your country of birth)?

Plix do layovers qualify as visiting too? I said hi to several of the officials, indigenes and visited a far as security would let me go o. They don’t? You people are too uptight joo! The USA, Canada and China.

If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?

I don't have any great desire for any job. I just want money in the bank abeg.

Why do you blog?

Because I love to share my silliness, seriousness and what-not with you people, sometimes.

How old are you?

LMAO…buhahahahaha. You have done well.  *laughter till fade*

What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex (or same sex if that's what floats your boat)?

The eyes

When's the last time you had relations?

And I am supposed to reveal this because?

What’s the craziest/silliest thing you've ever done?

I naturally have dark lips. I got a bright notion to use a very subtle pink/red lipstick to school one morning as a high school student. Wasn’t it a silly idea to have done that while riding to school with my mum, Ma Petrillo? One step out of the house gate, my mother asked me what was up with my lips. I told her nothing. She made to dab at it with her handkerchief and the color came off. The slap I received guided/guides me through my moments of insanity.

What is your least favorite food?

Chilli soup. Actually, I lie. It isn’t my least favorite food. I just hate that soup, simple!

Do you have any pets?

Nope, except my younger brother counts

What’s one thing you've been dying to tell me?

Uhm? Nothing. :S

In other news, guess who is in Nigeria, soaking all the 50 shades of the Nigerian sun? :D