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Monday, August 13, 2012

The August Visitor


*Raising my hands in worship mode* "Here comes the prodigal daughter". It is like I keep topping myself in falling my own hand.
 I have absolutely nothing to say in my defense, just manage me, biko.

This is the penultimate of my 11 tags post. (You don't care,I know right). Just manage me, mbok.

  
From Adede
What is the one thing that frightens you the most?
 Inadequacies that may occur from failure.

What song would you describe as your ‘theme song’ ie a song that best describes you or how you feel about yourself or certain issues?      
I’ll have to think about the theme song part. But how I feel about myself? Pretty good I’ld say….LOL

Kim Kardashian,  the entire Jersey shore cast ( if they were formed into one body with a medusa head of all the cast members)  and Nene Leakes; if you had one bullet, who would you shoot?
 Myself, to get out of that misery and this sinful world and meet my savior!

What was the last most outrageous purchase you made?
Trust me, that is a rarity. I am not even sure it has happened to me yet.

Is it best to have loved and lost or is it best to not love at all giving the possibility of heart break? Give reasons. (P:S: No BS sappy and generic answers too)
 Love and lose love. After all, we live, yet we know we will die. Does that knowledge stop us from living? Likewise loving. Matter of fact, loving is even better at least you stand a higher chance of not losing the love than you do of not losing your life.

Tattoos or piercings. Which do you prefer and why?
Piercings. First, my threshold for unnecessary pain is very low (necessary pain is labor pain, injection pain etc etc, you get the picture, yeah?) so, I want a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am kindda deal. Just prick the nipple and be done with it as opposed to pricking the breast severally to draw a rose a la tattoo. Secondly, once I have come down from the high of the skunk I must have been on, getting rid of a piercing is easier and less expensive than getting rid of a tattoo.

Who do you love the most, your brother or your boyfriend? (If married, replace with husband) Give reasons.
My brother, because I just do noo ni. (Alakoba osi!!! Se you dont know that Le Frere is a constant visitor here while L'Amoreux isn't? *big sideeye*)

Is revenge ever justified? Give reasons.
Seriously?!!! Hell yeah, in some cases and to some extent. You sincerely expect me to paint a scenario?! Moderation is key though.

Is religion an important consideration in a relationship? Give reasons.
You don't think it is?

If you were president for a day, what is the first thing you would do?
Extend my tenure :D

What is your first memory of being aware of/attracted to someone of the opposite sex?
The most vivid is of when I was 8. *tight-lipped*

From DammyJewel
What’s the last book you read?
50 Shades of Grey Trilogy. Don’t even get me started on that book. I did Sidney Sheldon’s “Best Laid Plans” before then though….very awesome.

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
As of now, Kukere.  I think I would be able to Etighi the rest of my life. I mean if I will be confined to one song for the rest of my life, it’d better be upbeat.

What countries have you visited (other than your country of birth)?
Plix do layovers qualify as visiting too? I said hi to several of the officials, indigenes and visited a far as security would let me go o. They don’t? You people are too uptight joo! The USA, Canada and China.

If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
I don't have any great desire for any job. I just want money in the bank abeg.

Why do you blog?
Because I love to share my silliness, seriousness and what-not with you people, sometimes.

How old are you?
LMAO…buhahahahaha. You have done well.  *laughter till fade*

What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex (or same sex if that's what floats your boat)?
The eyes

When's the last time you had relations?
And I am supposed to reveal this because?

What’s the craziest/silliest thing you've ever done?
I naturally have dark lips. I got a bright notion to use a very subtle pink/red lipstick to school one morning as a high school student. Wasn’t it a silly idea to have done that while riding to school with my mum, Ma Petrillo? One step out of the house gate, my mother asked me what was up with my lips. I told her nothing. She made to dab at it with her handkerchief and the color came off. The slap I received guided/guides me through my moments of insanity.

What is your least favorite food?
Chilli soup. Actually, I lie. It isn’t my least favorite food. I just hate that soup, simple!

Do you have any pets?
Nope, except my younger brother counts

What’s one thing you've been dying to tell me?
Uhm? Nothing. :S



In other news, guess who is in Nigeria, soaking all the 50 shades of the Nigerian sun? :D

20 comments:

  1. Hian!!!
    Breast. Nipple. 50 shades of grey.

    It's 5:40 on a Monday morning oh. Lemme gaan read my bible. Sister HD of God. Plixx. Ayam a small geyl oh. Catch ya, see ya larrer :P

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  2. Hian!!!
    Breast. Nipple. 50 shades of grey.

    It's 5:40 on a Monday morning oh. Lemme gaan read my bible. Sister HD of God. Plixx. Ayam a small geyl oh. Catch ya, see ya larrer :P

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  3. Whoever told you you'd meet your saviour if you shoot yourself? Suicide is a sin and sin is what deters one from seeing the 'Saviour'.So your younger bro is your pet abi? Wait make him catch you.LOL

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  4. Lwkmd @Extend my tenure when made President for a day. you don try you hear? lol

    welcome back! hope you will stick and stay now....

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  5. Lmao! Please be nice; how can your younger brother be your pet :|
    Your honesty actually scares me; really.
    Welcome back! Did you eat that gala? (I doubt it though cos gala has a new wrap now).
    Note: If you actually ate it, na expired gala be that o!
    Ha yes! The eyes are one of my favourite body parts in a man too *winks*
    Okay bye.

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  6. Lol@Gbemisoke. Nipple piercing bawo? *sips holy water*

    It's a miracle! She's been released! Now plix stay. Thankyouverymuch

    I love the way you reasoned about the loving & losing thing. Makes a lotta sense.



    P.S: I also just want money in the bank ni jor.

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  7. 50 shades!!!!! hahaha
    I hope you enjoy your Holiday honey dame :)

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  8. August visitor HD...welcome back.

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  9. August visitor! welcome oooo *wide-side-eye-2-u!*
    You are in NIGERIA??!! yay! welcome again!..ahahha @ the 50shades....ha! no be gala i dey see so? The wrapper is changed now oo, there is a little bit of gold now, to celebrate their jubilee.
    Have a happy holiday...and be CAREFUL! :)

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  10. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    omg!!!!!!!!
    u ds geh!!...i knew u were funny but not this funny oo, choi!!!...ur brother is a pet...ku ise
    LMAO again at alakoba osi...heheheheh
    shoot urseflf ke, loun loun...sucide niyen altho i never saw it that way till r naija great said so..#covers face# sorry, i know im pointing fingers but couldnt help it
    money in the bank ehn..?u shd have just dropped from heaven or rather, walk up to the counter next time and tell them to start offloading cash..lol
    ur responses were full of funny sarcasms and made me laff, seriously. cant believe myself who scolds ppl for sarcastic comments really enjoyed ds one
    whr una go sef
    glad to have u back and if u like salo again, sogbo...lol

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  11. and notice how this woman carefully avoided answering even one question! issorai! I shall come back for u!

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  12. I'm sure there's a school where all mothers go to learn this art of The Guiding Slap. Lol.

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  13. 'The slap I received guides me thru my moments of insanity' ...this just nailed it, HD u're such a silly girl you know!

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  14. 'The slap I received guides me thru my moments of insanity' ...this just nailed it, HD u're such a silly girl you know!

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  15. 'The slap I received guides me thru my moments of insanity' ...this just nailed it, HD u're such a silly girl you know!

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  16. LOL. You are just a very evasive clown shay you know.

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  17. lol........no dull moment with you

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