Hi and Bye

Hi ya! How are you all doing?

I have been having a semi-dry spell. Somedays, I have so much to say, yet no time to put down the thoughts and at other times, I have little to say….and still not time to put thoughts to Microsoft word.

A lot has been happening. A whole lot.

Let’s talk about female bosses for a minute. The other day, I was joking on twitter about how I seem to be in a psychologically abusive relationship with my female boss. It is so complicated!!! Some days, she’s the next best thing since shortbread and on some other days, I takes the special grace of the Most High God not go bury my (*her, whichever you think serves the purpose) head in a beehive. She drives me nuts!!!!

What makes it more confusing is that in her pushing me, I have discovered some abilities that I didn’t know that I had…..good stuff…

Hmmm…YY….he is doing well. We usually do just fine until I’m at his place and we need to eat. This is the thing. EVERY SPICE in that house, I bought it! Some date as far back as 2011!!! Can you see where I am going here yet?  He is a “typical” bachelor who doesn’t cook much…..major side eye to Indomie. He is also under this very confusing illusion that I love cooking. Again, as per the fact that I am a bunch of contradictions, I love cooking, yet, I don’t. I am a spontaneous cook. I do not like cooking under duress and I do not like cooking in other people’s kitchens. I guess that means that I do not like cooking afterall.

 Lightbulb moment.  Tada!

 I hate having to shop to the minutest detail. So, say for instance, I plan on spending the whole day at his and decide to cook. That means that I shop for meat/chicken/whatever and then have to plan all the meals in my head so that half way through cooking, I don’t have to dash out again to go and buy garlic. Meanwhile, if it’s in my kitchen, chances are that I have all that I need. So, he finds it confusing that when he’s at mine, I can spend half the day in the kitchen without complaining but if it is his, I can barely stand being in there for 20 minutes…..pffffttttttt…Ain nobady gat time fo alladat!

Life has been interesting, somewhat. Some days are better than others. Does anyone know of an affordable Zumba class center in Ibadan? Hook me up abeg. These extra pounds I am carrying around isn’t “werking” for me anymore.

Where is everybody? Where are Hazel, Prism, Beautiful, Blessing, Okeoghene? Where is everybody?!

Till soon again. 

E go dey be!